tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263240463544133494.post1202679351206313848..comments2024-02-27T15:40:02.349-08:00Comments on Peninsula Foodnews: Walt Clark says "Talking Trans Fats without Discussing Total Nutrition is Confusing The Consumer"Brian Isaeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16854826419107183478noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263240463544133494.post-34441083263785309192007-03-26T20:08:00.000-07:002007-03-26T20:08:00.000-07:00They've finally abandoned the long running "They'r...They've finally abandoned the long running "They're Happy Because They Eat Lard!" campaign which has been running since 1951.<BR/><BR/>I understand from my contacts in the industry that the Lard Information Council is presently interviewing ad agencies for a replacement slogan. Some possibilities are:<BR/><BR/>"Lard: A Little Dab'll Do Ya"<BR/><BR/>"A Day Without Lard Is Like a Day Without Sunshine"<BR/><BR/>"Got Lard?"<BR/><BR/>"Double Your Lard, Double Your Fun!"<BR/><BR/>"Aren't You Glad You Use Lard? Don't You Wish Everybody Did?"<BR/><BR/>"Nothing Comes Between Me and My Lard"<BR/><BR/>"Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Lard"<BR/><BR/>"Please Don't Squeeze the Lard"<BR/><BR/>"The Best Part of Waking Up Is Lard in Your Cup!"<BR/><BR/>"Melts In Your Hand-- AND In Your Mouth!"<BR/><BR/>"Tastes Great, More Filling"<BR/><BR/>"Where's the Lard?" ("¿Yo Quiero Lard?")<BR/><BR/>"Lard Inside"<BR/><BR/>"Lard: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore" <BR/><BR/>"M'mm, M'mm Lard!"<BR/><BR/>"Things Go Better With Lard"<BR/><BR/>"Finger-licking Lard"<BR/><BR/>"Betcha Can't Eat Just One Quart"<BR/><BR/>"Good to the Last Drip"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263240463544133494.post-7328778766259065932007-03-26T20:04:00.000-07:002007-03-26T20:04:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com